It was a crazy job from the get-go, and the only one I’ve ever done that had to be coordinated with the phases of the moon. Barbara had gotten this assignment to reconstruct a highway accident and videotape it on the accident site. She had data on the vehicles involved, speeds and distances, and so on, from the police report and depositions and whatnot. Here’s how it all happened to the best of my recollection.
A man was attempting to change a left tire, on the narrow shoulder of a two-lane blacktop at night, and he had his butt hanging out into the road. He was at the bottom of a hill. It was a clear night, but there was no moon at the time. An eighteen-wheeler came over the hill on the same side of the road and clipped him.
The man who was hit was from a road-service outfit. He had driven a two-ton flatbed truck to the site and parked off the road in front of the guy with the flat tire. That guy was driving a gray, 1974 International Harvester Scout and was hauling a two-wheel dolly behind him, with a red, 1966 Mustang on top of it. The left tire on the dolly developed a flat, and the man called the road-service outfit for help.
I first got involved in this job by calculating some stuff for Barbara. Then she asked me to go find a ’66 Mustang somewhere, and do it in a hurry. She also asked for help with the logistics of getting everything on the accident site at the right time. In less than two weeks, she had to have everything – a flatbed truck and driver, a ‘74 Scout, a two-wheeled dolly, a ’66 Mustang, an eighteen-wheeler and driver, plus a video crew – on some road up somewhere up in the tri-state area. This whole re-creation of the accident had to be timed so there was no moon when we did it. Scott had earlier spotted a ’74 Scout in the same parking garage we used, and he promised to locate the owner and try to make some kind of deal with him. I went to Bob, our CEO, and asked him for $5,000 from petty cash. I told him that if I was lucky enough to find a ’66 Mustang, I would likely have to offer cash on the spot to get it, and I figured I’d have to pay $4,000 to $5,000 for it. He grumbled at me, but he saw my point, and I got the $5,000.
Then I enlisted Dan to help me. He got a lot of car ads and a city map, and I drove. We were in my almost brand new bright red, 1992, five-on-the-floor Camaro, with a five-liter engine. I really liked that car. We nearly covered the city looking for a ’66 Mustang, and it was getting late on the second or third day when we finally came up on this old boy’s house somewhere in the far east part of Houston . He had almost finished restoring a ’66 Mustang. The interior panels for the doors still needed to be installed, but other than that, it was pretty cool. It ran really well, and he had painted it a nice looking metallic gold.
I asked him what he would sell it for, and he said $4,500. With no hesitation at all, I whipped out a stack of $100 bills and peeled off 45 of them, one by one, counting them off out loud as I placed each one into his open hand. He looked kind of dumbfounded but handed over the car title and registration, and we had our ’66 Mustang. We drove it directly to an Earl Scheib paint shop and instructed them to give the car a new red paint job as soon as possible. It was still tacky the next morning, but we deemed it good enough to go. We were in a hurry.
Meanwhile, throughout all this we had to keep calling around talking to truck rental outfits for a two-wheeled dolly, a flatbed truck and driver, and an eighteen-wheeler and driver. We didn’t have cell phones back then, or the Internet. Scott had managed to reach the Scout owner and had bought it from him. It had to be repainted too, so back to Earl Scheib. Then, Scott, who was the video man for Barbara, said the new coats of paint were too shiny, and made the painters do another coat and dust them up while they were still tacky. Boy, those guys hated to have to do that, especially to the Mustang.
Anyway, we finally got everything flanged up just in time. I had arranged for a flatbed truck and driver to come to the Earl Scheib paint shop. The Mustang and the Scout would be loaded onto the flatbed (it had a ramp). The flatbed driver was hauling a two-wheeled dolly. He would drive up to the site, a two-day drive, and we would fly up there and drive out to meet him. Barbara had arranged to have all the video equipment transported to the site. Meanwhile, I had arranged for an eighteen-wheeler and driver to meet us there too. We had just got the Scout and the Mustang onto the flatbed, and I was filling out papers with the driver, when an Earl Scheib employee stepped outside and yelled, was one of us Philip? It seems I had a phone call. Or maybe it was Scott who got the call, whatever. It was from Barbara. She told us the case had just settled, and the client wanted us to stop work. The timing was perfect, because we were all ready to head home for supper.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Ethanol in Gasoline Sucks.
Right now, members of our United States Congress are debating ways to reduce spending. Well, one way is to stop spending our tax money on stupid things. For example, a huge amount of our tax money is spent on corporate welfare to large agribusiness corporations to raise corn, for the purpose of making ethanol to put into our gasoline. By law, ethanol must be blended with gasoline in many areas of the country (e.g., Houston, where I live). As a result, the use of ethanol in gasoline has increased substantially over the past decade, while the cost of food has also increased as a direct result of ethanol consuming ever more of the corn crop.
Making ethanol from corn to put in your gasoline is truly one of the dumbest ideas to come down the pike in generations, and the purpose of this posting is to urge you to write your United States Senators and Representative(s) and tell them to stop wasting our money on such an insane policy.
Currently, the federal government imposes a 54-cents-per-gallon tariff on ethanol imports and provides a 45-cents-per-gallon subsidy for blending it into gasoline. Naturally, the tariff discourages (essentially eliminates) importing ethanol from Brazil, where they make ethanol from sugar cane, which is cheaper than making it from corn. And the subsidy encourages the otherwise uneconomical production of ethanol from domestically grown corn.
The tariff and the subsidy were both extended through 2011 by means of H.R. 4853. President Obama signed the bill into law on December 17, 2010. The items in it that are related to spurring ethanol production from corn to put into our gasoline need to be repealed, and now is the time to do it.
Former Vice president Al Gore, that Nobel-Prize winning, “green energy” activist, has admitted that his support for corn-based ethanol subsidies, while serving as Vice President, had more to do with getting votes in the 2000 Presidential Election than with saving the environment. He also admitted that corn-based ethanol subsidies are not good policy.
At a green energy conference in Athens, Greece, Gore said, “One of the reasons I made that mistake is that I paid particular attention to the farmers in my home state of Tennessee, and I had a certain fondness for the farmers in the state of Iowa because I was about to run for President."
He also stated "It is not a good policy to have these massive subsidies for first-generation ethanol. He also said that the energy conversion ratios -- how much energy is produced in the process -- "are at best very small." (As stated below, I believe they are negative.)
Consider the following:
• A gallon of ethanol has only about 2/3 the energy as a gallon of gasoline; hence, your miles per gallon will decrease if you use gasoline containing ethanol.
• Corn is food, after all, so making corn into ethanol for our cars is tantamount to burning up our food, and it is driving up the cost of the remaining food that we have available to eat. Corn is a staple food for cattle, hogs, sheep, and chickens, so the cost of meat and poultry are going up, along with the cost of corn itself. Just a couple of years ago, I could get an ear of corn for ten cents an ear in season, and now the price is about 33 cents. There has also been about a substantial increase in the in the price of Jack Daniels.
• Ethanol loves water and soaks it up from its environment, so it can’t be shipped in long-distance pipelines with gasoline, because the water will corrode the piping and pumping machinery. The ethanol will also dry out the seals at the compressor stations. Consequently, it has to be transported in tank trucks or railroad tank cars, at a higher cost than transporting it by pipeline, and it must be mixed with the gasoline near the market place.
• Corn requires immense amounts of fertilizer, more than any other crop, and the runoff goes into the Mississippi River and runs down to the Gulf of Mexico, where it creates a dead zone the size of New Jersey or larger.
• It takes more energy to make ethanol from corn than you get from the ethanol. This assertion has been disputed by certain studies that have been made, but when you think about all the energy that goes into plowing the land and planting the corn, weeding and watering and spraying the crop while its growing, harvesting the corn, shucking it, stripping the kernels from the cobs, crushing them, distilling the mash, transporting the ethanol, etc., it shouldn’t be too hard to imagine the possibility that you’re putting more into it than you’re getting out of it. I have carefully reviewed several of the studies that have been done out there over the past several years, and in my view, the most thorough and logical studies support my claim that it takes more energy to make ethanol from corn than you get from the ethanol.
• The only good reason for making corn into ethanol is for whiskey.
Making ethanol from corn to put in your gasoline is truly one of the dumbest ideas to come down the pike in generations, and the purpose of this posting is to urge you to write your United States Senators and Representative(s) and tell them to stop wasting our money on such an insane policy.
Currently, the federal government imposes a 54-cents-per-gallon tariff on ethanol imports and provides a 45-cents-per-gallon subsidy for blending it into gasoline. Naturally, the tariff discourages (essentially eliminates) importing ethanol from Brazil, where they make ethanol from sugar cane, which is cheaper than making it from corn. And the subsidy encourages the otherwise uneconomical production of ethanol from domestically grown corn.
The tariff and the subsidy were both extended through 2011 by means of H.R. 4853. President Obama signed the bill into law on December 17, 2010. The items in it that are related to spurring ethanol production from corn to put into our gasoline need to be repealed, and now is the time to do it.
Former Vice president Al Gore, that Nobel-Prize winning, “green energy” activist, has admitted that his support for corn-based ethanol subsidies, while serving as Vice President, had more to do with getting votes in the 2000 Presidential Election than with saving the environment. He also admitted that corn-based ethanol subsidies are not good policy.
At a green energy conference in Athens, Greece, Gore said, “One of the reasons I made that mistake is that I paid particular attention to the farmers in my home state of Tennessee, and I had a certain fondness for the farmers in the state of Iowa because I was about to run for President."
He also stated "It is not a good policy to have these massive subsidies for first-generation ethanol. He also said that the energy conversion ratios -- how much energy is produced in the process -- "are at best very small." (As stated below, I believe they are negative.)
Consider the following:
• A gallon of ethanol has only about 2/3 the energy as a gallon of gasoline; hence, your miles per gallon will decrease if you use gasoline containing ethanol.
• Corn is food, after all, so making corn into ethanol for our cars is tantamount to burning up our food, and it is driving up the cost of the remaining food that we have available to eat. Corn is a staple food for cattle, hogs, sheep, and chickens, so the cost of meat and poultry are going up, along with the cost of corn itself. Just a couple of years ago, I could get an ear of corn for ten cents an ear in season, and now the price is about 33 cents. There has also been about a substantial increase in the in the price of Jack Daniels.
• Ethanol loves water and soaks it up from its environment, so it can’t be shipped in long-distance pipelines with gasoline, because the water will corrode the piping and pumping machinery. The ethanol will also dry out the seals at the compressor stations. Consequently, it has to be transported in tank trucks or railroad tank cars, at a higher cost than transporting it by pipeline, and it must be mixed with the gasoline near the market place.
• Corn requires immense amounts of fertilizer, more than any other crop, and the runoff goes into the Mississippi River and runs down to the Gulf of Mexico, where it creates a dead zone the size of New Jersey or larger.
• It takes more energy to make ethanol from corn than you get from the ethanol. This assertion has been disputed by certain studies that have been made, but when you think about all the energy that goes into plowing the land and planting the corn, weeding and watering and spraying the crop while its growing, harvesting the corn, shucking it, stripping the kernels from the cobs, crushing them, distilling the mash, transporting the ethanol, etc., it shouldn’t be too hard to imagine the possibility that you’re putting more into it than you’re getting out of it. I have carefully reviewed several of the studies that have been done out there over the past several years, and in my view, the most thorough and logical studies support my claim that it takes more energy to make ethanol from corn than you get from the ethanol.
• The only good reason for making corn into ethanol is for whiskey.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
My Visit to Sierra Blanca
It was the summer of 1982, and we were going on a road trip to a family reunion in Wimberley, Texas, some 560 miles east of our home in El Paso. Our family car at the time was a 1966 Chevelle Malibu Sports Coupe. Elaine’s dad had given it to us as a wedding present. It was a great car, with a standard shift and a V-8 engine, and it ran like a scalded cat, but after 16 years we really did need a new car.
We decided to buy a Mercury Grand Marquis. At the time, we figured it might be the only new car we would see for many years to come, so we splurged and ordered it with some extras – for example, wing vents (remember those?), a towing package, and a premium sound system that even played audio cassette tapes.
For some reason I never understood, the car was to be delivered in Fort Stockton, and I would have to drive over there to get it. Since Fort Stockton was some 250 miles east of El Paso, I thought that arrangement sucked big time (although at the time I probably had not heard that expression). Worse yet, it wouldn’t be delivered in time for us to drive it on the trip to Wimberley. I worried over that some but soon quit thinking about it as the day approached for us to leave.
Neal and Glen were thirteen and ten at the time and Ellen was only one. The Chevelle was crowded with all of us in it, but worse yet; the AC crapped out about half way to Wimberley. Ellen overheated easily; besides being that it was a typical Texas summer, hot as hell, so you didn’t need to be a baby to suffer from the heat. We were all miserably hot, and then things got downright scary when Ellen got sick from it and started throwing up, and her body got all hot to the touch. We got really worried, and when we got to Wimberley we gave a huge sigh of relief.
When the reunion was over, we drove another 180 miles eastward to Houston to visit Elaine’s parents, with the AC still not working. We worried all the way about Ellen and kept wiping her forehead with a wet rag. We decided that after a day or two in Houston, Elaine would fly back to El Paso with Neal and Glen and Ellen, whereas I would drive back myself in the Chevelle. And so it came to pass.
Somewhere on the western edge of San Antonio, I spotted a hitch-hiker down the road. Now, I was a hitch-hiker from way back, and despite having read In Cold Blood, I still had a hard time passing a hitch-hiker by without experiencing a tinge of guilt, given the thousands of miles that other folks had hauled me back in the day. So, I slowed down and looked at him closely. He looked to be about halfway between a hippie and an oil-patch roughneck. I decided I might give him a ride. I rolled to a stop next to him and let down my window some. Asked him who he was and where he was going and so on. Asked him was he carrying any weapons. He said not unless you counted his pocket knife.
He told me his name was Clive (or maybe it was Carl), and that he was headed to Oregon to get a logging job. Said he knew somebody who knew somebody who could get him on with a logging crew. This was a good thing, since he had just lost his job in Louisiana. After a few minutes I decided, what the hell, and told him to get in. Off we went, and after awhile we got to talking, and after a couple hours of that we had become pretty good friends. Then I had one of those great ideas on which fate turns. I told him I had a new car waiting for me in Fort Stockton (it had been delivered to the dealer while we were in Wimberley). I asked him if I picked up the Grand Marquis when we got to Fort Stockton, would he be willing to follow me in the Chevelle from there to El Paso. He said, oh yeah, sure, so the deal was struck, and we continued on down the road.
Now at that period in time, the entire nation suffered under a speed limit of 55 miles per hour, which was imposed during the Nixon administration, ostensibly to save gasoline. I always said that every Congressman who voted for the 55-mph limit should be required to drive at 55 mph from Houston to El Paso. Anybody who’s ever driven over that stretch knows how nearly impossible that is. Me, I think I’m congenitally incapable of driving only 55 mph on stretches like that. What I am trying to say is, that Clive and I were haulin’ ass across the desert at about 85 miles an hour, me in front in the Grand Marquis and Clive behind me in the Chevelle. Oh, by the way, did I say I was really enjoying my new car?
Eventually, we approached Sierra Blanca, a little bitty place in the Guadalupe Mountains about 88 miles east of El Paso. By that time we were fairly flying across the desert; we were on the home stretch. That’s when the Sierra Blanca Sheriff caught me in a speed trap. (Later on, my friends would say things like, “Wow! You didn’t know Sierra Blanca was a notorious speed trap?!” And “Oh yeah, that’s the speed trap from hell!” But had any one of them ever mentioned a word to me about this before I got caught? Not on your life! Forget about it! No way, Jose’!) Anyway, Clive stopped too, about 100 feet behind me.
The Sheriff checked my license and proof of insurance and wrote me a speeding ticket, and then he wanted to know why “that guy in the Chevelle” was sitting back there. I told him how Clive was doing me a favor by following me in my old car so I could drive my new one home, and he promptly walked back there and asked Clive for his driver’s license and proof of insurance. That’s when we learned that Clive’s Louisiana license had expired two weeks before.
Well, the Sheriff arrested Clive and hauled him off to jail, and he (the Sheriff, not Clive) confiscated my Chevelle. After awhile, I followed them over to the jailhouse in the Grand Marquis. It was getting dark now. I started knocking on the door to the jailhouse and hollering questions like, when could I get my car back, and when could I get Clive out, and eventually a big, mean looking sheriff’s deputy came outside with a big gun. He told me I would have to pay my fine and Clive’s fine and a car impoundment fee, which in total naturally amounted to some outrageous amount of money. Then he said if I didn’t have the money on me, I’d better get my butt off the property, or he would lock me up alongside my friend.
Nowadays, ATM machines are commonplace. You can get your hands on some cash in a hurry if you need to. But back in 1982 I had never even seen an ATM machine, and if I had seen one, it certainly wouldn’t have been in Sierra Blanca. Consequently, having no other alternative, I drove the Grand Marquis on home to El Paso. I told the whole story to Elaine, and I said that we would have to go to the bank the next day and get enough cash to get Clive out of jail and get the Chevelle back, and then we would have to drive back to Sierra Blanca and do that.
I knew that if I had not asked Clive to drive the Chevelle, or if I had not been driving 90 miles an hour, he wouldn’t be in jail, so I felt like the right thing to do was to get him out. Besides, I wanted my car back. However, the mean looking deputy with the big gun had scared me a little. So, we left Neal and Glen and Ellen home, and when we got to Sierra Blanca, Elaine parked about 300 yards away, and I walked on up there alone. We had agreed that if I didn’t reappear within an hour, she would drive back home without me and call our lawyer.
The precaution turned out to be unnecessary. I paid the money and got Clive out of jail and got my car back. Clive and I took the Chevelle back to El Paso, with me driving it, and Elaine following us in the Grand Marquis. Clive spent the night with us, and the next day I took him to a big truck stop on IH-10 West, not too far from where we lived. We got a call from him a few weeks later. Said he had gotten to Oregon okay and that he had gotten the logging job and found a place to live. We have not heard from Clive since that day, but I hope he has stayed well and prospered. And I have never returned to Sierra Blanca.
We decided to buy a Mercury Grand Marquis. At the time, we figured it might be the only new car we would see for many years to come, so we splurged and ordered it with some extras – for example, wing vents (remember those?), a towing package, and a premium sound system that even played audio cassette tapes.
For some reason I never understood, the car was to be delivered in Fort Stockton, and I would have to drive over there to get it. Since Fort Stockton was some 250 miles east of El Paso, I thought that arrangement sucked big time (although at the time I probably had not heard that expression). Worse yet, it wouldn’t be delivered in time for us to drive it on the trip to Wimberley. I worried over that some but soon quit thinking about it as the day approached for us to leave.
Neal and Glen were thirteen and ten at the time and Ellen was only one. The Chevelle was crowded with all of us in it, but worse yet; the AC crapped out about half way to Wimberley. Ellen overheated easily; besides being that it was a typical Texas summer, hot as hell, so you didn’t need to be a baby to suffer from the heat. We were all miserably hot, and then things got downright scary when Ellen got sick from it and started throwing up, and her body got all hot to the touch. We got really worried, and when we got to Wimberley we gave a huge sigh of relief.
When the reunion was over, we drove another 180 miles eastward to Houston to visit Elaine’s parents, with the AC still not working. We worried all the way about Ellen and kept wiping her forehead with a wet rag. We decided that after a day or two in Houston, Elaine would fly back to El Paso with Neal and Glen and Ellen, whereas I would drive back myself in the Chevelle. And so it came to pass.
Somewhere on the western edge of San Antonio, I spotted a hitch-hiker down the road. Now, I was a hitch-hiker from way back, and despite having read In Cold Blood, I still had a hard time passing a hitch-hiker by without experiencing a tinge of guilt, given the thousands of miles that other folks had hauled me back in the day. So, I slowed down and looked at him closely. He looked to be about halfway between a hippie and an oil-patch roughneck. I decided I might give him a ride. I rolled to a stop next to him and let down my window some. Asked him who he was and where he was going and so on. Asked him was he carrying any weapons. He said not unless you counted his pocket knife.
He told me his name was Clive (or maybe it was Carl), and that he was headed to Oregon to get a logging job. Said he knew somebody who knew somebody who could get him on with a logging crew. This was a good thing, since he had just lost his job in Louisiana. After a few minutes I decided, what the hell, and told him to get in. Off we went, and after awhile we got to talking, and after a couple hours of that we had become pretty good friends. Then I had one of those great ideas on which fate turns. I told him I had a new car waiting for me in Fort Stockton (it had been delivered to the dealer while we were in Wimberley). I asked him if I picked up the Grand Marquis when we got to Fort Stockton, would he be willing to follow me in the Chevelle from there to El Paso. He said, oh yeah, sure, so the deal was struck, and we continued on down the road.
Now at that period in time, the entire nation suffered under a speed limit of 55 miles per hour, which was imposed during the Nixon administration, ostensibly to save gasoline. I always said that every Congressman who voted for the 55-mph limit should be required to drive at 55 mph from Houston to El Paso. Anybody who’s ever driven over that stretch knows how nearly impossible that is. Me, I think I’m congenitally incapable of driving only 55 mph on stretches like that. What I am trying to say is, that Clive and I were haulin’ ass across the desert at about 85 miles an hour, me in front in the Grand Marquis and Clive behind me in the Chevelle. Oh, by the way, did I say I was really enjoying my new car?
Eventually, we approached Sierra Blanca, a little bitty place in the Guadalupe Mountains about 88 miles east of El Paso. By that time we were fairly flying across the desert; we were on the home stretch. That’s when the Sierra Blanca Sheriff caught me in a speed trap. (Later on, my friends would say things like, “Wow! You didn’t know Sierra Blanca was a notorious speed trap?!” And “Oh yeah, that’s the speed trap from hell!” But had any one of them ever mentioned a word to me about this before I got caught? Not on your life! Forget about it! No way, Jose’!) Anyway, Clive stopped too, about 100 feet behind me.
The Sheriff checked my license and proof of insurance and wrote me a speeding ticket, and then he wanted to know why “that guy in the Chevelle” was sitting back there. I told him how Clive was doing me a favor by following me in my old car so I could drive my new one home, and he promptly walked back there and asked Clive for his driver’s license and proof of insurance. That’s when we learned that Clive’s Louisiana license had expired two weeks before.
Well, the Sheriff arrested Clive and hauled him off to jail, and he (the Sheriff, not Clive) confiscated my Chevelle. After awhile, I followed them over to the jailhouse in the Grand Marquis. It was getting dark now. I started knocking on the door to the jailhouse and hollering questions like, when could I get my car back, and when could I get Clive out, and eventually a big, mean looking sheriff’s deputy came outside with a big gun. He told me I would have to pay my fine and Clive’s fine and a car impoundment fee, which in total naturally amounted to some outrageous amount of money. Then he said if I didn’t have the money on me, I’d better get my butt off the property, or he would lock me up alongside my friend.
Nowadays, ATM machines are commonplace. You can get your hands on some cash in a hurry if you need to. But back in 1982 I had never even seen an ATM machine, and if I had seen one, it certainly wouldn’t have been in Sierra Blanca. Consequently, having no other alternative, I drove the Grand Marquis on home to El Paso. I told the whole story to Elaine, and I said that we would have to go to the bank the next day and get enough cash to get Clive out of jail and get the Chevelle back, and then we would have to drive back to Sierra Blanca and do that.
I knew that if I had not asked Clive to drive the Chevelle, or if I had not been driving 90 miles an hour, he wouldn’t be in jail, so I felt like the right thing to do was to get him out. Besides, I wanted my car back. However, the mean looking deputy with the big gun had scared me a little. So, we left Neal and Glen and Ellen home, and when we got to Sierra Blanca, Elaine parked about 300 yards away, and I walked on up there alone. We had agreed that if I didn’t reappear within an hour, she would drive back home without me and call our lawyer.
The precaution turned out to be unnecessary. I paid the money and got Clive out of jail and got my car back. Clive and I took the Chevelle back to El Paso, with me driving it, and Elaine following us in the Grand Marquis. Clive spent the night with us, and the next day I took him to a big truck stop on IH-10 West, not too far from where we lived. We got a call from him a few weeks later. Said he had gotten to Oregon okay and that he had gotten the logging job and found a place to live. We have not heard from Clive since that day, but I hope he has stayed well and prospered. And I have never returned to Sierra Blanca.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
The Abomination of Speed Humps
Speed limits in the United States are set by each state or territory. In Texas (where I live), the default state speed limit inside a city or town is 30 miles per hour for a normal street and 25 miles per hour in an alleyway. Thus, if you are driving on a normal street, you should assume that the limit is 30 miles per hour, unless you see a sign posted with a speed limit to the contrary,
Many neighborhoods in Texas have been obstructing the Texas state law, in my view, by installing so-called speed humps on various streets. These speed humps are intended to force people to slow down to speeds of 5-15 miles per hour, depending on the vehicle, or else incur damage to their vehicle (for example, a busted oil pan), or, even worse, have an accident.
States generally allow a statewide transportation agency and lesser authorities to change speed limits, as does Texas. I have a brother-in-law who lives in a neighborhood in a small town about an hour north of Houston. He strongly objected to folks driving through a particular intersection at speeds more than 20 mph. Did he lobby to have speed humps installed? No, he did not. Rather, he talked to his neighbors, and they went through the proper procedures to get the law changed. Now, there is a 20 mph speed limit sign posted at the intersection, with warnings about heavy fines should you ignore it. It worked.
I abhor speed humps. My opinion is that if you want people not to drive more than 20 miles per hour on some street (or 15 miles per hour, or whatever), you should get the speed limit changed and get signs posted to that effect, just like my brother-in-law did. If instead, you get speed humps installed without changing the limit, not only are you thwarting the normal legislative process, but also you are misleading drivers, basically saying to them, “The speed limit is 30 miles per hour, but (Psyche!) it’s really not, because if you actually drive at that perfectly legal rate of speed, you may damage your car and possibly even have an accident.” This is insane, and it is wrong, wrong, wrong!
I detest speed humps for three reasons. First, and mainly, they are a de facto obstruction of state law. Second, they can have bad unintended consequences; for example, accidents can happen if drivers ignore the speed humps and drive the legal limits on these roads. Third, they are routinely misrepresented – people are generally told that they should slow down to 15 miles per hour, when in fact, they often must slow down much more than this – in my car, you had better not go more than 5 miles per hour over them or you’re asking for trouble. The first time I encountered a speed hump, I slowed down to only 15 miles per hour and damn near had a wreck. Incidentally, they are also named wrong – they should be called slow-down humps, or something like that; I guess that makes four reasons, doesn’t it?
Many neighborhoods in Texas have been obstructing the Texas state law, in my view, by installing so-called speed humps on various streets. These speed humps are intended to force people to slow down to speeds of 5-15 miles per hour, depending on the vehicle, or else incur damage to their vehicle (for example, a busted oil pan), or, even worse, have an accident.
States generally allow a statewide transportation agency and lesser authorities to change speed limits, as does Texas. I have a brother-in-law who lives in a neighborhood in a small town about an hour north of Houston. He strongly objected to folks driving through a particular intersection at speeds more than 20 mph. Did he lobby to have speed humps installed? No, he did not. Rather, he talked to his neighbors, and they went through the proper procedures to get the law changed. Now, there is a 20 mph speed limit sign posted at the intersection, with warnings about heavy fines should you ignore it. It worked.
I abhor speed humps. My opinion is that if you want people not to drive more than 20 miles per hour on some street (or 15 miles per hour, or whatever), you should get the speed limit changed and get signs posted to that effect, just like my brother-in-law did. If instead, you get speed humps installed without changing the limit, not only are you thwarting the normal legislative process, but also you are misleading drivers, basically saying to them, “The speed limit is 30 miles per hour, but (Psyche!) it’s really not, because if you actually drive at that perfectly legal rate of speed, you may damage your car and possibly even have an accident.” This is insane, and it is wrong, wrong, wrong!
I detest speed humps for three reasons. First, and mainly, they are a de facto obstruction of state law. Second, they can have bad unintended consequences; for example, accidents can happen if drivers ignore the speed humps and drive the legal limits on these roads. Third, they are routinely misrepresented – people are generally told that they should slow down to 15 miles per hour, when in fact, they often must slow down much more than this – in my car, you had better not go more than 5 miles per hour over them or you’re asking for trouble. The first time I encountered a speed hump, I slowed down to only 15 miles per hour and damn near had a wreck. Incidentally, they are also named wrong – they should be called slow-down humps, or something like that; I guess that makes four reasons, doesn’t it?
Saturday, July 31, 2010
There Are Heroes and There Are Heroes
This past Tuesday afternoon (July 27, 2010), I boarded a 45-minute flight in Cincinnati, Ohio, bound for Columbus, Ohio. It was one of those wretched little Embraer jets with one seat on the left side and two on the right. I wound up sitting next to this old man on the two-seat side. After we were in the air he mentioned something about the tight quarters and said he had just had to turn down a trip to Korea because he didn’t think his legs would take the punishment. Said the trip would have been paid for, but he just had to turn it down this time; and, after all he’d been there something like twelve times already. I asked him what the trip was for, and learned it was to receive some kind of award or honor.
He said he had traveled all over the world, but now at 81 years old he was having to slow down. Somewhere along in here he mentioned that he had known every President since [Franklin] Roosevelt. Said he had been to 13 of the 14 last inaugural balls; seems he couldn’t make it to Eisenhower’s first one because he couldn’t afford to buy his wife a new dress at the time. He told me quietly that you couldn’t take your wife to an inaugural ball in a gingham dress. I asked him if he knew President Obama, and he said yes, that he had walked with him in a ceremony a year or so ago and placed a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Seems he knew General Petraeus and General Tommy Franks. Eventually, he showed me two photos in his wallet. One was him standing with President Truman, and the other was him standing with President Kennedy. He said Kennedy once invited him to a cocktail party, and that he had ridden with him on Air Force One.
I asked him what he was so famous and well known for, and he just leaned over and showed me his coat lapel, on which was sewn a patch saying he was a Medal of Honor recipient. After a little while, he told me an amazing story about a battle in Korea that he was in (apparently the one that got him the Medal of Honor). Once he mentioned vaguely that he supposed he was naturally good in combat (so it would seem!). He said he had been wounded several times (four Purple Hearts I think he said). He told me that there were plaques and portraits, etc., honoring him at various places around the country, naming a city or two as he talked. For example, there was something about him in the Ohio State House. He travels here and there, raising money for wounded war veterans and so on. Just as we were getting off the plane, I asked him his name, which was Ronald Rosser. When I got home, I searched for him on Google, and lo’ and behold, there he was in Wikipedia.
Subject: Ronald E. Rosser - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_E._Rosser
But I couldn’t really be sure that the man on the plane was, in fact, the same man as the Ronald Rosser who was written about in Wikipedia, because the photo there was of a relatively young soldier, and the man on the airplane was 81. However, the description of the battle in Wikipedia was remarkably close to the description he gave me on the plane, so I kept looking until I found a newspaper story containing a recent photo, and Bingo! It was definitely the same guy.
Subject: The Daily Nightly - Medal of Honor: Ronald E. Rosser
http://dailynightly.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2007/09/18/4373633-medal-of-honor-ronald-e-rosser
Nowadays, you might be called a hero if you rescued a cat from a tree, but not so much back in the 1950’s, and I knew I had been sitting next to a genuine American hero of the first water.
He said he had traveled all over the world, but now at 81 years old he was having to slow down. Somewhere along in here he mentioned that he had known every President since [Franklin] Roosevelt. Said he had been to 13 of the 14 last inaugural balls; seems he couldn’t make it to Eisenhower’s first one because he couldn’t afford to buy his wife a new dress at the time. He told me quietly that you couldn’t take your wife to an inaugural ball in a gingham dress. I asked him if he knew President Obama, and he said yes, that he had walked with him in a ceremony a year or so ago and placed a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Seems he knew General Petraeus and General Tommy Franks. Eventually, he showed me two photos in his wallet. One was him standing with President Truman, and the other was him standing with President Kennedy. He said Kennedy once invited him to a cocktail party, and that he had ridden with him on Air Force One.
I asked him what he was so famous and well known for, and he just leaned over and showed me his coat lapel, on which was sewn a patch saying he was a Medal of Honor recipient. After a little while, he told me an amazing story about a battle in Korea that he was in (apparently the one that got him the Medal of Honor). Once he mentioned vaguely that he supposed he was naturally good in combat (so it would seem!). He said he had been wounded several times (four Purple Hearts I think he said). He told me that there were plaques and portraits, etc., honoring him at various places around the country, naming a city or two as he talked. For example, there was something about him in the Ohio State House. He travels here and there, raising money for wounded war veterans and so on. Just as we were getting off the plane, I asked him his name, which was Ronald Rosser. When I got home, I searched for him on Google, and lo’ and behold, there he was in Wikipedia.
Subject: Ronald E. Rosser - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_E._Rosser
But I couldn’t really be sure that the man on the plane was, in fact, the same man as the Ronald Rosser who was written about in Wikipedia, because the photo there was of a relatively young soldier, and the man on the airplane was 81. However, the description of the battle in Wikipedia was remarkably close to the description he gave me on the plane, so I kept looking until I found a newspaper story containing a recent photo, and Bingo! It was definitely the same guy.
Subject: The Daily Nightly - Medal of Honor: Ronald E. Rosser
http://dailynightly.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2007/09/18/4373633-medal-of-honor-ronald-e-rosser
Nowadays, you might be called a hero if you rescued a cat from a tree, but not so much back in the 1950’s, and I knew I had been sitting next to a genuine American hero of the first water.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Blow the Well Up
Okay, who besides me thinks it's time for the United States Marines to shove BP the hell out of the way, and blow the Macondo well up? BP keeps screwing around trying to put a dome over it, and trying to draw oil off through a straw, and shooting junk into it, etc., failing again and again, while meantime the Gulf coast is being destroyed. Oysters, shrimp, fish, birds, beaches, marshes, and many people's livelihoods and ways of life are being destroyed. Blow-the-well-up technology has been around since at least as early as the 1960's, and many oil well blowouts have been stopped by blowing them up. But if BP did that, it would lose the investment it has made in the well and all the potential future revenue from the well's production. BP estimates that the oil seam holds 50 million barrels. Consider that 50 million barrels of oil at $50 a barrel is 2.5 trillion dollars. Blow the well up, for God’s sake.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Black and Brown
When I was 35 to 37, I worked in Washington, D.C. in an unusual job. I was expected to make relationships with certain people in the Executive branch of the federal government; i.e., the DOE, the EPA, the DOS, etc. I was charged with spreading the good word on natural gas to the people who made the regulations to enforce the laws that Congress made. The higher the person was in the government hierarchy, the better. When I got there in 1979, the Natural Gas Policy Act of 1978 had recently been passed. This was the first federal natural gas act in forty years, and it fundamentally changed the way the natural gas industry worked in the United States.
At the time, El Paso Natural Gas Company was my employer, but they had selected me to work on loan assignment for the American Gas Association in a unique group of five or six other people, all of whom had been selected by their respective employers like I was. The group composition changed on occasion, because the members would join it maybe at different times and stay there one or two years (in my case, three). The members of the AGA were all gas pipeline companies and local gas distribution companies. Also, only AGA members could potentially nominate a person to serve in the group I was in. Consequently, all of us in the group knew something about the natural gas industry.
While in Washington, we worked in generally different areas. For example, Michelle might target the Department of Education, the CSPC, the Department of Health, and maybe a couple of other agencies, whereas Don or Geoff might aim at the Department of Interior, the FERC, the FCC, and the NTSB. I worked at getting to know the people at the Department of State and the Department of Commerce, the DOE and the EPA, the Pentagon, and the MSHA. The “boss” of our group was actually more of an advisor. He was a retired Colonel named Dallas, and he knew a lot about how the government worked. A great guy, but that’s another story.
It was a fun job, and everyone in the group felt important. We all got along great with each other. The full-time employees far outnumbered our small group, but we worked right along with them. The AGA has full-time Congressional lobbyists working for it, as well as people that analyze gas policy, gas economics, pending legislation that might affect the gas industry.
For about a year I had been trying to get an appointment with the head of the Mine Safety and Health Administration. I finally got one, and on that day, I really cleaned up. I got up early, and showered, shampooed, shaved real close, brushed my teeth extra well, combed my hair special, and got dressed in my best three-piece suit. When I got there for the appointment, I was led to a nice sitting-room, with a sofa and upholstered chairs, and a large glass coffee table. My adrenalin was spiking. I was going to knock the socks off this guy with my spiel on the natural gas industry. When the MSHA director came in, we sat down at his coffee table. His assistant served us something to drink, and we exchanged small talk for a few minutes. When it seemed like the right time, I reached down to get my briefcase with all the stuff I was going to show him.
And that was when I discovered that I had put on one black shoe and one brown shoe.
At the time, El Paso Natural Gas Company was my employer, but they had selected me to work on loan assignment for the American Gas Association in a unique group of five or six other people, all of whom had been selected by their respective employers like I was. The group composition changed on occasion, because the members would join it maybe at different times and stay there one or two years (in my case, three). The members of the AGA were all gas pipeline companies and local gas distribution companies. Also, only AGA members could potentially nominate a person to serve in the group I was in. Consequently, all of us in the group knew something about the natural gas industry.
While in Washington, we worked in generally different areas. For example, Michelle might target the Department of Education, the CSPC, the Department of Health, and maybe a couple of other agencies, whereas Don or Geoff might aim at the Department of Interior, the FERC, the FCC, and the NTSB. I worked at getting to know the people at the Department of State and the Department of Commerce, the DOE and the EPA, the Pentagon, and the MSHA. The “boss” of our group was actually more of an advisor. He was a retired Colonel named Dallas, and he knew a lot about how the government worked. A great guy, but that’s another story.
It was a fun job, and everyone in the group felt important. We all got along great with each other. The full-time employees far outnumbered our small group, but we worked right along with them. The AGA has full-time Congressional lobbyists working for it, as well as people that analyze gas policy, gas economics, pending legislation that might affect the gas industry.
For about a year I had been trying to get an appointment with the head of the Mine Safety and Health Administration. I finally got one, and on that day, I really cleaned up. I got up early, and showered, shampooed, shaved real close, brushed my teeth extra well, combed my hair special, and got dressed in my best three-piece suit. When I got there for the appointment, I was led to a nice sitting-room, with a sofa and upholstered chairs, and a large glass coffee table. My adrenalin was spiking. I was going to knock the socks off this guy with my spiel on the natural gas industry. When the MSHA director came in, we sat down at his coffee table. His assistant served us something to drink, and we exchanged small talk for a few minutes. When it seemed like the right time, I reached down to get my briefcase with all the stuff I was going to show him.
And that was when I discovered that I had put on one black shoe and one brown shoe.
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